2. A man has sex with a woman while she is on her period….

    MOSES.

  4. Invade my privacy.

    • Purple: 10 facts about my room.
    • Blue: 9 facts about my family.
    • Green: 8 facts about my body.
    • Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.
    • Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
    • Red: 5 facts about my best friend.
    • Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
    • White: 3 facts about my personality.
    • Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things.
    • Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

  5. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

    EVER SINCE THAT DREAM I HAVE BEEN LIKE FALLING IN LOVE WITH HUGH LAURIE

    NOT SUPPOSED TO BECOME OBSESSED WITH ACTORS ANYMORE DFKJLFSKJLFSJL

    GOING TO SAY IT.
    GOING TO SAY IT.

    LIFE RUINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    but not really. He’s too wonderful to ruin anything. oh god 


    It’s probably just the dream. The fact that I woke up feeling light and happy and I had his face in my memory.

    DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  6. I woke up from a dream about Hugh Laurie— because, well, HOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSE —and I was very relaxed and possibly happy. Possibly? … Certainly. Happy. I’m sure I was. AND I DON’T REMEMBER THE DREAM FUUUUUUU!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo…..oooo…oo ._.

    I don’t feel that sort of weightless good often. I’d like to know what fucking brought it on. Whaaaa-hyy-hyyyyyy.

    THE EYES OF HUGH LAURIE
    Did you mean: THE MEANING OF LIFE

  8. I can honestly say

    that I have never exploded into tears this way

  9. DAMMIT WILSON YOU NEVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE

    HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE

  11. [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    lisola:

    a-man-with-a-creepy-smile:

    heartofbarbedwire:

    buy-me-food-because-i:

    haave-you-met-ted:

    deestarvivo:

    My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

    omg.

    jesus christ

    omfg literally laughing out loud

    I did not see that coming.

    Omfg

    oh my god this kid

About me

CANDID ARTICULATIONS BY JKRE Hello there, I'm J-Kray. 20, but I'm actually only five..don't tell my parents.
- This blog will contain posts relating to certain things. Examples: fuckery, the lols, things that are totes adorbz, obsessions, pretty/beautiful images, wonder, amazement, and air (or lackthereof).
- Gratuitous flailing included.

Likes