Here are some phone pics of my sleeping arrangement for the past few days (living outdoors is the best)
Yili Apricot Valley, China. Every year, these rolling hills in Xinjiang explode into a puffy sea of pink and white. As the largest groves of apricots in the region, this flowering signifies the beginning of the fruiting season, while also transforming the landscape into something other-worldly.
Ginuwine | Pony
I almost have sex dancing to this every time cuz I get carried away
Confused husky pup
He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.
Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.
Sex is no act of base physicality.
It is sensuality and
It goes beyond the scripted scrotal rubbing and labial chaffing.
I am a viola, violin, cello
Strings run throughout my body
Tickle them with fingers, slide your bow over and over
Discover my symphony
When you enter me you strike into marble.
Be direct, quick, and precise one moment,
Slow and sexy the next.
See me, know me, and reveal me:
I am your pleasure for the taking, art for the making.
I will move with you in an arabesque of seedy wavelengths
“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
Anaconda part II
They seem fun. I like them.
wat is happening
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Thats mildly hilarious