April 20, 2014

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April 20, 2014

Jess!
-Hold on.
Jess, come say grace.
-I’m helping Aaron out to his car..
Just come say it.
-I don’t believe in prayer!
Well, you better start!

No, Dad, fuck that. How dare you condemn me according to your beliefs when I don’t fucking live by your beliefs. I’m stressed out starting my career and seeing off someone who visited and tried to support me. I don’t give a shit about your prayers (your prayers that you only say on the goddamn holidays might I note). I am beyond your prayers. I accept the belief that there is nothing out there, and I am okay with it. Let me find my happiness where I find it and don’t fucking interfere with me seeking wellness. WORK IS KICKING MY ASS SO HARD WHY DON’T YOU DIAL IT THE FUCK DOWN AIGHT

WOW
SO DUMB
MUCH DONE

April 20, 2014
blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

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April 20, 2014
zofr0:

avrgblkgrl:

Misty Copeland by Gregg Delman

I love the human body :’)

zofr0:

avrgblkgrl:

Misty Copeland by Gregg Delman

I love the human body :’)

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April 17, 2014

fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

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April 17, 2014
plasmatics-life:

Beautiful Rose ~ By Darshan Trivedi

plasmatics-life:

Beautiful Rose ~ By Darshan Trivedi

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April 17, 2014

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April 15, 2014

April 14, 2014

indiemusik:

Tom OdellStorms

April 14, 2014

pitched-music:

Holocene + Rain (requested)

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April 14, 2014

If you have been losing Notes from your Apple product(s) like me, DO NOT FEAR! ! ! THEY ARE NOT LOST AND GONE FOREVER! ! ! ! There is a hidden folder in your email address entitled “Notes.” HERE UR NOTEZ YAY

I can’t express how relieved and happy I was upon learning this. So much just-before-bed creative writing saved.. Ugh. Yes.

April 14, 2014

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April 14, 2014

attack-on-heavy-metal:

Fluffy Whipped Soap is creamy, luxurious, and a treat for your skin. A little goes a long way. You only need a little bit and lather away. Can use as a shaving cream and will leave a soft moisturizing feel to your skin. 

If that shit isn’t labeled, I will probably eat it and die.

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April 14, 2014

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April 13, 2014

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