August 26, 2014

Andrea Micheloni

Andrea Micheloni

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August 26, 2014

For me
Sex is no act of base physicality.
It is sensuality and
It goes beyond the scripted scrotal rubbing and labial chaffing.

I am a viola, violin, cello
Strings run throughout my body
Tickle them with fingers, slide your bow over and over
Discover my symphony

When you enter me you strike into marble.
Be direct, quick, and precise one moment,
Slow and sexy the next.
See me, know me, and reveal me:
I am your pleasure for the taking, art for the making.
I will move with you in an arabesque of seedy wavelengths

August 26, 2014

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

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August 26, 2014
favorite-season:

Flaming Mosaic by David Richter

favorite-season:

Flaming Mosaic by David Richter

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August 26, 2014

bitchesflocktome:

soju666:

cutely-perverted:

69shadesdarker:

Anaconda part II

They seem fun. I like them.

yes

wat is happening

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August 26, 2014
lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

#OH MY GOD#THEY SOLD HER A FUCKING WOLF#THATS SO GODDAMN DANGEROUS#WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BADLY

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

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August 25, 2014

Overwhelmed! With good things, though.

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August 25, 2014

empty-venus:

Breaking news: White fuckboys on twitter bitching how funny it is that Beyoncé is a feminist when she and her dancers were provocative and half naked. Despite feminism being about empowerment and a woman’s right to do whatever the hell she pleases with it, they just don’t seem to be able to grasp this concept.

In other news, men still don’t know what feminism is, still bitter that they aren’t Beyoncé and still making themselves look like asses on the internet.

And now the weather.

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August 25, 2014

tonidorsay:

Art by Heather Theurer

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August 24, 2014

HE DELETED HIS OKC ACCOUNT

YAAAAS GAWD

I mean he may have just made a different one. BUT IF HE DIDNT THIS IS SOME FUCKIN PROGRESS AWWWWWWWW YERR

August 23, 2014

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August 22, 2014
allthingseurope:

Exmouth, England (by Jerry.B9)

allthingseurope:

Exmouth, England (by Jerry.B9)

August 22, 2014

omg NO LOOK AT THESE

NO

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August 22, 2014

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August 22, 2014

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